From meh to meme

I've been memed. According to Zooks, I need to bend over and take it like a man. Yikes, that sounds like fun.

Da rules:

The Rules: Rules are posted at the beginning. At the end of the post, the player tags 5 people and posts their names. Then the player goes to each of the “named” people’s blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog. If you’ve been tagged, you do the same, letting the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer. They, in turn, answer the following questions.

Sounds like fun...umm...yeah. What are these questions?

1. What was I doing 10 years ago: Ten years ago, I was still childless, married and beginning a career in IT, aka - I still had hope in my eyes.
   
2. What are 5 things on my to-do list today:
   
   • Reply to this meme.
   • Eat gourmet marshmellows
   • watch 5 year-old play t-ball for the first time
   • enjoy ice cream after t-ball
   • work on software to scrape and store all of the internet's porn
     
3. Snacks I enjoy: dry roasted peanuts, fritos, prime rib
   
4. Places I've lived: Southeastern Minnesota, South Central Minnesota...I don't get out much.
   
5. Things I would do if I were a billionaire: (stolen shamelessly from zooks)Buy all my degenerate poker playing friends a trip to Vegas to play in the World Series of Poker Main Event (and all the lap dances they could stand); laptops and internet for everyone, well everyone I like; build a pool for my neighborhood; have Brad Pitt's baby; date and then dump Viggo Mortensen; grow an ass like Kim Kardashian & buy boobs to match. I'm such a philanthropist. Being a billionaire, I could also afford to by the best baseball team in the work, the Minnesota Twins...just in time to see them in the new stadium, thus given Drizz, Bodie25, PokerFool a pass to my luxury box. Numbbono would have to get on bended knee to enter the box. Of course, all of this would have to wait until after all the debt is gone, the college funds are secured and I've upgraded the camera equipment.
   

Soo....who gets tagged from here...I'm guessing I will pick 5 people that have no desire to play this game...not because I'm good at that kind of thing, but because hell, no one likes doing these thing...do they?

JamyHawk
Joanada
Poker Fool
NumbBono
Gentleman Jim

Now let's play along cause summer ain't quite fun enough :-D