Let the Donkament Begin!

First hand of tonight's Donkament...how would you play this hand?

Full Tilt Poker Game #6629595789: Friday Nite Blogger Donkament (49696693), Table 2 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:01:00 ET - 2008/05/30
Seat 1: katitude (1,000)
Seat 2: TanOrpheus (2,000)
Seat 3: OhCaptain (2,000)
Seat 4: DDionysus (1,000)
Seat 5: RaisingCayne (2,000)
Seat 6: BuddyDank (1,000)
Seat 7: IslandBum1 (2,000)
Seat 8: NutzCarson (1,000)
Seat 9: Fishiswa (2,000)
katitude posts the small blind of 15
TanOrpheus posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OhCaptain [5s Ad]
katitude: all in first five, as usual
OhCaptain raises to 2,000, and is all in
Fishiswa: hello
DDionysus calls 1,000, and is all in
OhCaptain: Good even queen donk
RaisingCayne calls 2,000, and is all in
BuddyDank calls 1,000, and is all in
IslandBum1 calls 2,000, and is all in
NutzCarson calls 1,000, and is all in
Fishiswa calls 2,000, and is all in
katitude calls 985, and is all in
OhCaptain: Let the donating begin!
TanOrpheus calls 1,970, and is all in
OhCaptain shows [5s Ad]
DDionysus shows [Ts 7c]
RaisingCayne shows [7h Th]
BuddyDank shows [As 9d]
IslandBum1 shows [Tc Jd]
NutzCarson shows [Kd Td]
Fishiswa shows [6c 5c]
katitude shows [Kc 9s]
TanOrpheus shows [8d Ah]
BuddyDank: woot!
RaisingCayne: lol
RaisingCayne: family
*** FLOP *** [4h 7s 3s]
OhCaptain: Poooooosssssshhhhhh
*** TURN *** [4h 7s 3s] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [4h 7s 3s 3d] [6s]
OhCaptain shows a straight, Seven high
RaisingCayne shows two pair, Sevens and Threes
IslandBum1 shows a pair of Threes
Fishiswa shows a straight, Seven high
TanOrpheus shows a pair of Threes
OhCaptain ties for the side pot (2,500) with a straight, Seven high
Fishiswa ties for the side pot (2,500) with a straight, Seven high
DDionysus shows two pair, Sevens and Threes
BuddyDank shows a pair of Threes
NutzCarson shows a pair of Threes
katitude shows a pair of Threes
OhCaptain ties for the main pot (4,500) with a straight, Seven high
Fishiswa ties for the main pot (4,500) with a straight, Seven high
Fishiswa: wooooot
DDionysus adds 1,000
RaisingCayne adds 2,000
katitude adds 1,000
BuddyDank adds 1,000
TanOrpheus adds 2,000
IslandBum1 adds 2,000
OhCaptain: lol
NutzCarson adds 1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14,000 Main pot 9,000. Side pot 5,000. Rake 0
Board: [4h 7s 3s 3d 6s]
Seat 1: katitude (small blind) showed [Kc 9s] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 2: TanOrpheus (big blind) showed [8d Ah] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 3: OhCaptain showed [5s Ad] and won (7,000) with a straight, Seven high
Seat 4: DDionysus showed [Ts 7c] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Threes
Seat 5: RaisingCayne showed [7h Th] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Threes
Seat 6: BuddyDank showed [As 9d] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 7: IslandBum1 showed [Tc Jd] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 8: NutzCarson showed [Kd Td] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 9: Fishiswa (button) showed [6c 5c] and won (7,000) with a straight, Seven high